What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?